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 Fashion Freakazoid
'The One I Hate that You Love'

Age - 32
Birthday -
Wouldn't you like to know?
Pronouns -
SWIM/OFF
Family -
The Many Assholes of ages past
Favorite Weapon - REEFLUX or Clash Blaster
(whichever pisses you off more)
Favorite Stage - Mahi-Mahi Resort
Favorite Battle Song -
Maybe open your mind to non-mainstream music you normie?
Favorite Artist(s) -
Have you ever heard of this ultra cool indie prog rock band called Lamprey Suckaz?


 


 

 

FashionFreakazoid thuggin' you out.
FashionFreakazoid thuggin' you out.
FF is a wildly popular fashion influencer in Splatsville known for starting new fashion crazes in Inkfish society as a whole. At least, that's how the world sees it. He's an anti-establishment performance artist with the goal of mocking the consumerist culture shmucks of modern society. He's abrasive, foul-mouthes, and wants to make your day worse. Reasons for this include: unwanted fame, living off of ninteen cups of kelp coffee and an hours sleep at most.

He can be found dumpster diving for new gear, flaunting his newest obnoxious 'look' in public, or writing increasingly toxic screeds on his personal blog where he tries to push away what fandom he has via insults. So far, this has only made him more popular.

He met Wonder at the monthly SPLATSVILLE UNDERGROUND gig in The Capital where he was rocking with his band, Lamprey Suckaz. There weren't many people around when they were playing, but Wonder happened to stop by at the right time. When they got talking, he slowly realised who he was actually talking to. 'Oh, you! I know you! Well, keep up the good work!' Wonder said before leaving. FF still isn't sure if he should be upset at Wonder's casual tone, or amazed that he wasn't repulsed after everything.

'Maybe that kid STILL doesn't know who I am...'




 


 

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